This was on Facebook today. I have seen it before but it is still one of my favorites
John (yes I can send flowers)
Humor
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jfholm
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Misconceptions about Mormons used to make my job just a hoot! I took tech calls from all over the USA. We were required to give our name and the city we were in, so I always answer "This is John in Salt lake City" Very often they would ask right off the bat "Are you a Mormon then?" I would say yes. Some of the questions I was asked were hilarious!
1 - How many wives do you have?
2 - Do you have horns?
3 - What clothes are you allowed to wear in public when working?
4 - What's your underwear like?
These are questions I was honestly asked. I used to play with their minds a little. After it was all said and done I think they were honestly disappointed to find out Mormons are just everyday people that do dance and give flowers
1 - How many wives do you have?
2 - Do you have horns?
3 - What clothes are you allowed to wear in public when working?
4 - What's your underwear like?
These are questions I was honestly asked. I used to play with their minds a little. After it was all said and done I think they were honestly disappointed to find out Mormons are just everyday people that do dance and give flowers
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jfholm
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- Joined: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:36 pm
- Location: Grantsville, Utah 45 min west of Salt Lake City
Re: Humor
uh will you believe I will be working on it tomorrow?1960FL wrote:This is humor....
John your in the new house with the BIG Garage.....
Its snowing outside.....
Hows the flowbench coming?????
btw not snowing here for a week or so and all snow gone here. Raining hard today so we have a mud hole in the yard. I have been building some shelves for my wife etc but I should be able to hit the garage hard now. We have one more trip to the storage unit in Salt Lake and then we should be done with that.-
Flash
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And #2 is truly the first question that is askedjfholm wrote:Misconceptions about Mormons used to make my job just a hoot! I took tech calls from all over the USA. We were required to give our name and the city we were in, so I always answer "This is John in Salt lake City" Very often they would ask right off the bat "Are you a Mormon then?" I would say yes. Some of the questions I was asked were hilarious!
1 - How many wives do you have?
2 - Do you have horns?
3 - What clothes are you allowed to wear in public when working?
4 - What's your underwear like?
These are questions I was honestly asked. I used to play with their minds a little. After it was all said and done I think they were honestly disappointed to find out Mormons are just everyday people that do dance and give flowers
Gordon
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jfholm
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Re: Humor
I used to tell them that at work they required us to keep them cut down and filed flat.Flash wrote:And #2 is truly the first question that is askedjfholm wrote:Misconceptions about Mormons used to make my job just a hoot! I took tech calls from all over the USA. We were required to give our name and the city we were in, so I always answer "This is John in Salt lake City" Very often they would ask right off the bat "Are you a Mormon then?" I would say yes. Some of the questions I was asked were hilarious!
1 - How many wives do you have?
2 - Do you have horns?
3 - What clothes are you allowed to wear in public when working?
4 - What's your underwear like?
These are questions I was honestly asked. I used to play with their minds a little. After it was all said and done I think they were honestly disappointed to find out Mormons are just everyday people that do dance and give flowers
Then they would always say "Really?" that is when I would have to mute myself and LMAO!!!!