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About us seniors

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:25 am
by jfholm
Now that I have qualified for discount at IHOP and Sizzler for a couple of years I now know how to text:
Texting for Seniors

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a
STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)

Re: About us seniors

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:13 pm
by 91daytona
That's GREAT. Thanks for the laugh.

Re: About us seniors

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:11 pm
by jfholm
Buzz Aldrin punching out a young punk who was badgering him saying he did not walk on the moon


Re: About us seniors

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:54 pm
by jfholm
we all need a laugh now and then and this is a good one!


Re: About us seniors

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:57 am
by Bakerlite
Got to say, I like Buzz.. Apart from the whole moon thing, that guy was strapping a bomb to his back side every time he went up.. Something I think the dork with the bible would never have the balls to do. He should have taken the good book off him and slapped him with it a couple of times.

Re: About us seniors

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:42 am
by jfholm
Explanation of miles per hour LMAO!!!

Re: About us seniors

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:49 pm
by jfholm
Well I did it! I took a buy out they offered us at work. Pay us "X" amount of money for each year of service we have in at work if we walk by October 2 of this year. Since I am a little over 63 I took it and I just got through applying for my Social Security. Maybe I will be seeing some of you next year :D - My wife will take the SS in February so both of us will be taking "rocking chair" next year.

John

Re: About us seniors

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:58 am
by 1960FL
Ahhhhh, Retirement congratulations John

Rick

Re: About us seniors

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:41 am
by Brucepts
Whoohoo more flowbench time for John!!!

Re: About us seniors

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:21 pm
by jfholm
I am so EXCITED!