PTS Flowbench Forum

This was on Facebook today. I have seen it before but it is still one of my favorites
John (yes I can send flowers)

Misconceptions about Mormons used to make my job just a hoot! I took tech calls from all over the USA. We were required to give our name and the city we were in, so I always answer "This is John in Salt lake City" Very often they would ask right off the bat "Are you a Mormon then?" I would say yes. Some of the questions I was asked were hilarious!
1 - How many wives do you have?

2 - Do you have horns?

3 - What clothes are you allowed to wear in public when working?

4 - What's your underwear like?

These are questions I was honestly asked. I used to play with their minds a little. After it was all said and done I think they were honestly disappointed to find out Mormons are just everyday people that do dance and give flowers

Jeff Gordon's test ride 2

This is humor....

John your in the new house with the BIG Garage.....

Its snowing outside.....

Hows the flowbench coming?????

1960FL wrote:This is humor....

John your in the new house with the BIG Garage.....

Its snowing outside.....

Hows the flowbench coming?????

uh will you believe I will be working on it tomorrow? btw not snowing here for a week or so and all snow gone here. Raining hard today so we have a mud hole in the yard. I have been building some shelves for my wife etc but I should be able to hit the garage hard now. We have one more trip to the storage unit in Salt Lake and then we should be done with that.

jfholm wrote:Misconceptions about Mormons used to make my job just a hoot! I took tech calls from all over the USA. We were required to give our name and the city we were in, so I always answer "This is John in Salt lake City" Very often they would ask right off the bat "Are you a Mormon then?" I would say yes. Some of the questions I was asked were hilarious!
1 - How many wives do you have?

2 - Do you have horns?

3 - What clothes are you allowed to wear in public when working?

4 - What's your underwear like?

These are questions I was honestly asked. I used to play with their minds a little. After it was all said and done I think they were honestly disappointed to find out Mormons are just everyday people that do dance and give flowers

And #2 is truly the first question that is asked

Flash wrote:

jfholm wrote:Misconceptions about Mormons used to make my job just a hoot! I took tech calls from all over the USA. We were required to give our name and the city we were in, so I always answer "This is John in Salt lake City" Very often they would ask right off the bat "Are you a Mormon then?" I would say yes. Some of the questions I was asked were hilarious!
1 - How many wives do you have?

2 - Do you have horns?

3 - What clothes are you allowed to wear in public when working?

4 - What's your underwear like?

These are questions I was honestly asked. I used to play with their minds a little. After it was all said and done I think they were honestly disappointed to find out Mormons are just everyday people that do dance and give flowers

And #2 is truly the first question that is asked

I used to tell them that at work they required us to keep them cut down and filed flat. Then they would always say "Really?" that is when I would have to mute myself and LMAO!!!!

My new theme song

John